The Gunblast.com 12 Days of Christmas

By Greg Quinn

December 16, 2005

It is now approximately eleven days until Christmas, and while humming Christmas carols today, I thought about one of the most common holiday songs, “The 12 Days of Christmas”.  I explored what the song originally meant, and am sharing some of this information with you.  And, I thought that perhaps we should change the song a bit to fit the perspectives of us gun lovers. 

 The song was written, according to old Roman Catholic tradition, as both a secular love song and as a memory aid for teaching the Christian faith during times where Roman Catholics in England were not allowed to openly practice their faith.  From a secular perspective, the song was supposedly about a single French woman whose true love, a man, sent her gifts.  The timeframe was somewhere in the period between 1558 and 1600.  The Christian connotations in this popular song are as follows:

One partridge in a pear tree was Jesus Christ, the One true Lord.
Two turtle doves were the Old and New Testaments.
Three French hens stood for faith, hope, and love.
Four calling birds were the four gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.
Five golden rings recalled the Law, the first five books in the Old Testament.
Six geese a-laying stood for the six days of creation.
Seven swans a-swimming represented the sevenfold gifts of the Spirit (prophesy, serving, teaching, exortation, contribution, leadership, and mercy).
Eight maids a-milking were the eight beatitudes of Christ.
Nine ladies dancing were the nine fruits of the Holy Spirit (love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control).
Ten lords a-leaping were the Ten Commandments.
Eleven pipers piping stood for the eleven faithful disciples.
Twelve drummers drumming symbolized the twelve points of belief in the Apostles’ Creed.

This information was taken indirectly from the Catholic Information and Urban Legends websites.

Now you know the true meaning of the song.  Not to discount the true Christian perspective by any means, but in the likes of Ray Stevens and others like him, here goes the Gunblast.com version of the 12 Days of Christmas. You won’t be able to resist singing along I’m sure.

The 12 Days of Gunblast.com Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my UPS man gave to me

A Freedom Arms revolver in .475 Linebaugh

 

On the second day of Christmas my UPS man gave to me

Two Savage Accutriggers

And a Freedom Arms revolver in .475 Linebaugh

 

On the third day of Christmas my UPS man gave to me

Three Franchi shotguns

Two Savage Accutriggers

And a Freedom Arms revolver in .475 Linebaugh

 

On the fourth day of Christmas my UPS man gave to me

Four Ruger Redhawks

Three Franchi shotguns

Two Savage Accutriggers

And a Freedom Arms revolver in .475 Linebaugh

 

On the fifth day of Christmas my UPS man gave to me

Five Golden Boys

Four Ruger Redhawks

Three Franchi shotguns

Two Savage Accutriggers

And a Freedom Arms revolver in .475 Linebaugh

 

On the sixth day of Christmas my UPS man gave to me

Six DPMS Panthers

Five Golden Boys

Four Ruger Redhawks

Three Franchi shotguns

Two Savage Accutriggers

And a Freedom Arms revolver in .475 Linebaugh

 

On the seventh day of Christmas my UPS man gave to me

Seven Rock River Hardballs

Six DPMS Panthers

Five Golden Boys

Four Ruger Redhawks

Three Franchi shotguns

Two Savage Accutriggers

And a Freedom Arms revolver in .475 Linebaugh

  

On the eighth day of Christmas my UPS man gave to me

Eight Trijicon ACOG’s

Seven Rock River Hardballs

Six DPMS Panthers

Five Golden Boys

Four Ruger Redhawks

Three Franchi shotguns

Two Savage Accutriggers

And a Freedom Arms revolver in .475 Linebaugh

 

On the ninth day of Christmas my UPS man gave to me

Nine drums of ammo

Eight Trijicon ACOG’s

Seven Rock River Hardballs

Six DPMS Panthers

Five Golden Boys

Four Ruger Redhawks

Three Franchi shotguns

Two Savage Accutriggers

And a Freedom Arms revolver in .475 Linebaugh

 

On the tenth day of Christmas my UPS man gave to me

Ten Heritage gun safes

Nine drums of ammo

Eight Trijicon ACOG’s

Seven Rock River Hardballs

Six DPMS Panthers

Five Golden Boys

Four Ruger Redhawks

Three Franchi shotguns

Two Savage Accutriggers

And a Freedom Arms revolver in .475 Linebaugh

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas my UPS man gave to me

Eleven Mernickle holsters

Ten Heritage gun safes

Nine drums of ammo

Eight Trijicon ACOG’s

Seven Rock River Hardballs

Six DPMS Panthers

Five Golden Boys

Four Ruger Redhawks

Three Franchi shotguns

Two Savage Accutriggers

And a Freedom Arms revolver in .475 Linebaugh

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas my UPS man gave to me

Twelve Winchester leverguns

Eleven Mernickle holsters

Ten Heritage gun safes

Nine drums of ammo

Eight Trijicon ACOG’s

Seven Rock River Hardballs

Six DPMS Panthers

Five Golden Boys

Four Ruger Redhawks

Three Franchi shotguns

Two Savage Accutriggers

And a Freedom Arms revolver in .475 Linebaugh

 

We hope you enjoyed the “new” old song.  And, we Gunblast brothers wish you and your family the very best this Christmas season. 

  - Greg Quinn

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